Humor

The banana split, the orange peeled, and the apple was hard to the core...

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The famous last words of the potato...before he is mashed!  No one saw who did it...or is that correct?  Mrs. Tomato seems to know too much but she won't talk.  The only witness is drug down to the department for questioning by non-other than famous detective Sam Sweet Potato and his bumbling partner Alva Avocado.  

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If you can get past the mashed potato, this is a hilarious and diabolical romp on a loose take of the old Dragnet series, or even Adam 12 in some regards.

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You will unfortunately never see this ending coming, and once you've read the book, you'll understand why I put it that way LOL : )